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Not afraid of ironic five star ratings.

Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Pulp Fiction
  • La Collectionneuse
  • Psycho

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  • Double Jeopardy

    ★★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★½

  • Se7en

    ★★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    When you let Luca Guadagnino and Trent Rezor cook, you get a movie about dicks and balls getting people in trouble but at the end they play perfect tennis so all is well.

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★

    While it’s impossible to accuse Alex Garland of being a bad filmmaker, the film poses more questions than it gives answers. A succession of really well directed and gripping sequences unfortunately merely amount to a fairly shallow story that should have been much more thought provoking. Kirsten Dunst and Cailee Spaeny are near perfect in the “you should never meet your heroes” storyline but it’s Jesse Plemons who steals the movie.

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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    4K looking pretty af

  • Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

    ★★½

    Put these things back in theaters!

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  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★★

    A story about body building, bodily fluids and being in your body that make you want to crawl out of your skin. Kristen Stewart and Katy O’Brian bring Rose Glass’s surrealistic-neon-filled-fleshy-pop vision to life in a beautiful way.

  • Le Cercle Rouge

    Le Cercle Rouge

    ★★★★★

    Melville reminding us that cinema is a visual medium.