Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Distant 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  subnautica but without the water and with infinitely more plot holes

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  The Harry Hill Movie 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2024

  now THIS is peak cinema

Popular reviews

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  Pixels 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2023

  truly is a commentary on how gamers are oppressed in modern society, and shows how there are so many reasons that women should like us (please give me a chance ladies). how can a movie simultaneously have such good CGI and have everything else be so awful? so bad its good, certainly is one of the films ive seen.

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2023 1

  fun and silly with many epic gaming references dotted around. as somewhat of a Gamer myself i noticed wet spots in my pants a couple of times throughout. no bowser x peach sex scene sadly, but thats what the internet is for 😁😁

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