Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  Where the hell was Margaret Qualley’s Ass???? I paid good money to see some skin and there was only a mere thousand close-ups of her half naked gyrations. Filmmakers are too squeamish these days, I guess.

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  The Invisible Man 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  If I was a genius, a millionaire, with the technology to make myself invisible, the LAST thing I would do is waste my time on Elizabeth Moss’ sorry busted ass (I still hate her she’s just far down the list of people to terrorize)

Popular reviews

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  Theater Camp 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2024 2

  Inspired me to start living my truth as a gay heterosexual man

  also I needed like 50% more Ayo.

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  Heat 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2024

  Dudes. Fucking. Rock. 

  Pacino a madman. I be in my girls ear like “GIMMIE ALL YOU GOT! GIMMIE ALL YOU GOT!”