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Recent reviews

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  Lost Highway 1997

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  Couldn't tell you much about what happens in this film, but one thing I know for certain is that Dick Laurent is dead

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  Crash 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Nobody does freaky sex quite like James Spader

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  More orlock cock next time please and thank you

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  The Pirate 1948

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Sep 2024

  My oh my I want Gene Kelly to suffocate me with his thighs. Only criticism I could give this film is I wish there was more of Gene Kelly prancing around in his outrageous booty shorts and slutty little v neck. I have never wanted to be a cigarette so badly in my life. 10/10.

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