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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  i’m just so impressed they were able to keep churning these 2hr+ movies out every year 😭😭

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  i still distinctly remember watching Parasite for the first time - my first ever from Bong Joon-Ho’s repertoire - and feeling the sudden adrenaline rush as i crossed into the second half of the movie (plus the unbridled terror that came right after). these feelings, in some ways, would be at odds when contrasted with what i felt coming out of the Mickey 17 screening today. cause this time, i simply… didn’t know what to expect. it didn’t seem to…

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  damn you osgood perkins for messing up the second half. just like you did with longlegs. it could’ve been so good

  it’s gory - check. it’s funny… well, at points. so check. …but first and foremost, The Monkey is wholeheartedly and unapologetically *dumb*. and it’s not the absurd premise, either - it’s everything that happens in the “present day” part of this movie, and especially the third act (throughout which i just kept thinking “wouldn’t it have been easier to, you…

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  as soon as i heard background extras scream “yass queen” and “slay” two minutes in, i knew this movie was gonna be peak

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