Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2024

  2,5 because this shit is 5 and 0 stars all at the same time

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  Lucy 2014

  ½ Watched 22 Oct 2023

  Is this the prequel to Her? Because I liked this film just as much!

Popular reviews

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  Coming In 2014

  ★ Watched 04 Jan 2017

  I live in Berlin and I can tell you, everything in this film is super -duper realistic. Gays are turning straight here at every corner! It's like the plague! If it keeps going with that rate we will soon loose the status of hippest European city with highest density of fabulous people. If there only weren't so many edgy female hairdressers walking around seducing all the proper gay men... Damn you edgy female hairdressers!
  Also: women are complicated, shampoos must…

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  The Lobster 2015

  ½ Watched 27 Nov 2016

  This film was nothing less than a boring, pretentious, pseudo intellectual waste of time. I loved the way all the actors tried to sound as emotionless as possible, as a metaphor for how much this film sucked. And oooh did it suck! This film sucked more than a particularly good vacuum cleaner. One that gets even that really stubborn dust cloud in the corner under your bed. I bet you thought I was going to use a sexual analogy to…