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Favorite films

  • Moulin Rouge!
  • Stop Making Sense
  • The Village
  • The Matrix

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

    ★½

  • Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet the Wolfman

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • The Country Bears

    The Country Bears

    Can’t properly rate this cause I watched this at a friend’s birthday party where we played a drinking game along with it, and it was the ideal way to watch honestly.

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★½

    This was gorgeous and I loved almost everything about it, but it did that Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron thing where the animals don’t speak words but the filmmakers still have them make animal noises constantly anyway to express themselves as if they don’t trust the animation to do it. The constant meowing got really old! But everything else was 10/10 and it made me want to replay Shadow of the Colossus so badly.

    Between this and unexpectedly loving In a Violent Nature I think I need to check out more minimal/low-dialogue films.

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  • Banned from Broadcast: The Movie - Saiko! The Large Family

    Banned from Broadcast: The Movie - Saiko! The Large Family

    I, too, saw that 50-minute ReignBot video on my YouTube feed praising how disturbing and creepy this mockumentary was, and in my hubris I was like "Heh, why spend 50 minutes on someone telling me to watch a movie when I can spend 90 minutes and just watch it for myself?"

    Where the hell are all these glowing reviews coming from?

    I love a good committed mockumentary, and I LOVE movies with subtle creepy background elements, both of which reviews…

  • Eaten Alive

    Eaten Alive

    ★½

    Hooptober 2020: You Don’t Need No Halloween (1/31)
    1/1 Tobe Hooper film.

    Here we go! First Hooptober film ever for me, and unfortunately it was more than a bit of a stumble out of the gate. I’d been curious to see it because:

    A.) it caught my eye when I was reading about video nasties.
    B.) I need more swamp horror in my life.

    This started out strong with our sacrificial lamb getting out of a bad situation, directed by…