Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 01 Feb 2025

  Alright, on second watch, it was pretty good. It still loses a whole star for not having Hans do the score.

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Great performance by Timothy. Maybe it’s just cause my heart is rock and roll through and through, but my favorite part of this movie was honestly just Johnny Cash egging Bob on and telling him track some mud on the carpet. Fuck those folk dudes.

Popular reviews

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Apr 2023

  I’ll never look at a cheese grater the same way.

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2023 2

  Exhaust seeps in, the landscape swirls. The eyes deceive as bright colors mask the horror just below the surface. Trembling. Shuddering. Exhausted. Anxiety permeates the bones, and the stomach twists and writhes like a sea of snakes. Tripping. Falling. Paranoia as time extends. There was nothing before and there will never be anything again. Fear, only fear. Soul piercing screams shatter sanity. Purge, purge, purge. Make space for sweet catharsis.