Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Final Destination 5 2011

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  The infrastructure in these movies must be built on hopes and dreams, my god.

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  The Final Destination 2009

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  At least Death doesn’t fuck around with racism

Popular reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jun 2024

  SHORT REVIEW
  Beauty is less understood, and better felt.

  
  LONG REVIEW
  The moment this movie starts, it holds your hand as it treks through Owen’s life. It points out the moments when Owen smiles, the times he feels comfortable and happy and real.

  In those moments, you can’t help but smile as well.

  But it never lets you forget that the movie also a cautionary tale.

  “There is still time.” There is always still time, but never an infinite amount.…

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  Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Sep 2024

  SHORT REVIEW
  Wallace and Gromit’s backs gotta be aching from carrying the British’s reputation.

  
  LONG REVIEW
  Movies just don’t have this kind of whimsy anymore - by which I mean replacing any rated R content with vegetables.

  But seriously, Wallace and Gromit deserve the world, and my childhood self would be giddy right now to see how much I still love these oddballs.

  (also give Gromit a raise)