a character touches shit in this movie. In some ways that’s how this movie made me feel. At the same time, I’m ashamed there’s a small part of me that sometimes smiled and enjoyed it.

i hope this happens to the Kardashians one day

I have the same haircut as half of the lesbians in this movie.

Find a way to love & accept yourself, or else you’ll kill your personal trainer

sally is an idiot

I am the target audience for this movie

zendaya was the tennis ball?

Jack Black singing any song is my favorite thing.

Chel is so bad my god

Definitely healthier than my high school relationship

This movie earns nothing

my edible hit the moment the movie ended