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  Men in Black 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  My boys Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith ran up the score on them hoe ass cockroaches and ain't even have to spin the block.💯💯 Really need to cop one of them alien dracos and maybe one of them neuralyzers so I can forget about the 2020-2025 New orleans saints.🗣️🗣️

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  Pixels 2015

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  How on God's green earth does Adam Richard Sandler always pull the finest finnashawtys in his damn movies??? Crodie needs to hop on 2k and work on his finishing badges lowkey. Also Peter Dinklage is a midget

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  Evil Bong 2006

  ★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Homeboys got faded than a hoe and done dirty by some scantily-clad strippers. If that ain't the dream than I don't know what is fr fr.

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  Bicycle Thieves 1948

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Antonio "OG Hustla" Ricci gambles hard when he cops his bike for a job but shit got swipes and he spends 90 minutes lookin to spin the block. Ain't no happy ending here and Lil' Bruno tears up when his pops gets nabbed. Black and white ain't too bad but Italian is fr a silly little language.

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