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  • The Retirement Plan

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★

  • The Craft

    ★★½

  • Slotherhouse

    ★★

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  • The Retirement Plan

    The Retirement Plan

    In all fairness, I gave up at the 30 minute marker.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★

    The dialogue can be total cheese, but the monster is so good.

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  • Sunday Morning Rapture

    Sunday Morning Rapture

    ½

    Although its running time was only 70 minutes, _Sunday Morning Rapture_ felt like seven years of Tribulation.. 

    The film largely consists of people talking about going to church or not going to church.

    _Sunday Morning Rapture_ will have you praying for the end

  • Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    ½

    _Midnight in Paris_ is Woody Allen's love letter to the City of Lights. But _Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan_ is not director Rob Hedden's valentine to NYC.

    If other horror films make you smell the fear, F13JTM makes you smell the urine-drenched, rat-infested, toxic-waste- dump of a Big Apple. 

    But it's not just Manhattan that reeks--so does this movie. 

    Most of it takes place on a ship of the doomed, rather than on the streets of the city that…