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  Goldman v Silverman 2020

  ★★★½ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  Goldman is just a solid hardworking dude

  I fucking hate Silverman, he is a pussy

  Goldman’s Strengths
  - creative visionary
  - disciplined
  - powerhouse 
  - really nice guy
  - respectful 100%
  - positive attitude
  - has a really cool Brooklyn accent, and just says it how it is (how nice)

  Stupid Fucking Silverman’s Strengths
  - weak ass stance
  - nobody likes him
  - lives in the back of a truck like a goblin (wtfffff)
  - fraud
  -  stupid idiot

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  Before Sunrise 1995

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 12 Aug 2024

  I already know my ass would fumble, there would be like 8 hours of awkward silence

  You know it would happen to you

Recent reviews

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  Severance 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  This is for severance’s season 2 finale

  ITS SO FUCKING GOOOD ITS ONE OF THE BEST THINFS FO WVER HAPPEN WAFXH IT NOW

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Robert Pattinson burger?

  Whar

Popular reviews

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Oct 2024

  Here’s how an interaction between me and the 2009 film “Inglorious Basterds” would go

  Inglorious Basterds: Hey what’s going on man

  Me: nothing much how bout you?

  Inglorious Basterds: just been hanging out recently with some friends

  Me: ahah yeah 

  Thanks guys for reading. Took me a tad to come up with this bit.

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  Elvis 2022

  ★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  HES WHITE?????