George "Hifzan" Bailey

George "Hifzan" Bailey

I don't watch films.

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Sans Soleil

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  • You Were Never Really Here

    ★★★

  • X

    ★★★

  • This House Has People in It

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

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  • You Were Never Really Here

    You Were Never Really Here

    ★★★

    Joaquin Phoenix: So what's the story about?
    Agent: Ok, so it's pretty similar to a Martin Scorsese movie-
    Joaquin Phoenix: I'm in.
    Agent: What? But you haven't even listened to the-
    Joaquin Phoenix: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

    (seriously marty put him in your next film)

  • X

    X

    ★★★

    ...thought this is a film about Twitter.

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  • Hungry Ghost Diner

    Hungry Ghost Diner

    ★★★

    What do you mean you don't know that the Chinese afterlife is lit in Bisexual Lighting™?

  • Hail, Driver!

    Hail, Driver!

    ★★★

    "Big city, small people, tough life."

    First reaction: Man, you were THIS CLOSE to becoming a really good film.

    Prebet Sapu is the kind of film that is tailored to my taste. "A story about the struggles of living in the big city in monochromatic colours? Sign me up!" And in some ways, the film really reaches my expectations. The tone of the film jumps between the gritty, depressing 70s city films that were well known by Martin Scorsese and…