Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Cried so much my face mask became rehydrated

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Sorry babe, the magic cum belt stays ON during sex

Popular reviews

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  One Day 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2024 1

  “It won’t always be like this.”

  I haven’t sobbed so violently from a show in a while, that final scene of their kisses was so gut wrenching that I’m in physical pain.

  Also the orange peel theory in Greece? My heart can’t take it.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Sep 2024

  I don’t think I’ve ever been so stressed in a cinema. I hate when hot people die ☹️

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