TangibleTeddy

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

  • Nightmare Alley

    ★★★½

  • Donnie Darko

    ★★★★★

  • The Last Dance

    ★★★★★

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    Star Wars: National Treasure is a disaster and JJ Abrams is a cuck.

    If someone tells you they liked this movie you should feel pity for them.  They obviously suffered brain damage when they were younger.

    I am dumber for watching this movie.

  • Nightmare Alley

    Nightmare Alley

    ★★★½

    Guillermo has thrown out his fantasy fetish in exchange for a neo-noir about carnies who love the grift.  Shot and lit to look like classic Hollywood cinema, Cooper and Blanchett pop off the screen in this dark drama that centers around a man’s fruitless endeavors to escape his abusive past and avoid his inevitable future.

    The first hour of the movie feels like a darker version of Tim Burton’s Big Fish.  The real plot doesn’t begin until about an hour…

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  • Mrs. Doubtfire

    Mrs. Doubtfire

    ★★½

    Scary stuff.

  • Lawrence of Arabia

    Lawrence of Arabia

    ★★★★★

    It’s epic. I love how his sidekick can’t pronounce his name right. And it has the best sand of any movie.

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