Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Better Man 2024

  Added

  But like why is he a monkey?

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  The Tree of Life 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Dec 2024

  Mastery of film craft, meant to inspire awe, just kinda boring

Popular reviews

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  Pig 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Jul 2021

  Imagine someone breaks into your house, steals your pet, you search and find them, confront them and they refuse to give it back, what do you do?
  You break into there house and cook them a gourmet meal in retaliation, of course!

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  Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

  ★★★ Rewatched 05 Nov 2020

  The universe is saved once again, thanks to the power of friendship! :D
  (Said in the snarkiest voice I can muster)