Favorite films

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★½ Watched 14 Mar 2024

  I’m glad that Mark Ruffalo has finally completed the triptych of insane acting choices. The first two in the series being Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending and Jesse Eisenberg in Batman v Superman.

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  Stardust 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Oct 2023

  Top tier film, I probably watch this once every couple of years, maybe more frequently. Tristan is a right little perv though and a bit of an incel, definitely the kind of guy that would identify with the lyrics of a scouting for girls song.

Popular reviews

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  T.I.M. 2023

  ★ Watched 23 Aug 2023

  Every character in this film is infuriating. Who designs a robot to be such creepy little perv?

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Oct 2023

  Watched the extended edition because why wouldn’t you but legitimately my mind is blown that the non extended version of this film won all those awards. Most of the scenes that are added for the extended release are pretty compulsory for the story

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