Tansy Gardam

Tansy Gardam

chaotic dumbass. writer, critic and recovering TV producer. host of Going Rogue, if you even care.

Favorite films

  • The Brothers Bloom
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

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  • Mirror Mirror

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★★½

  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    ★★½

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  • Mirror Mirror

    Mirror Mirror

    ★★★

    hey I like when fairytales are silly and have colour and like, a whole aesthetic. I like when nathan lane is in a movie. you could have given me a thousand guesses of how this ends and “julia roberts does an obi wan before emily in paris does a Bollywood number” would never have come up.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    toni collette truly a white girl with the sauce.

    Ad Count: 15 minutes (Classic)

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  • Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Bad Boys: Ride or Die

    Bad Boys: Ride or Die

    ★★★

    *extremely Stefon voice* this movie has everything. interior fpv drone shots. abandoned alligator theme parks. joey pants in the wakandan afterlife. horatio hornblower. kim wexler. gabriella montez. bjorn ironsides. that guy from TikTok. a reba mcentire cover of Bad Boys. the “roman can’t be killed” subplot from F9. first person gun.

    honestly comedy peaked when they dropped the Music by Lorne Balfe card right as the marching toms hit.