chaotic dumbass. writer, critic and recovering TV producer. host of Going Rogue, if you even care.
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Mirror Mirror 2012
hey I like when fairytales are silly and have colour and like, a whole aesthetic. I like when nathan lane is in a movie. you could have given me a thousand guesses of how this ends and “julia roberts does an obi wan before emily in paris does a Bollywood number” would never have come up.
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Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Zack Snyder knows writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.
Honestly thought all the endless meet up and set-up of Part One: A Child Of Fire would mean Part Two: The Scargiver was two hours worth of tense action and defence in a well established small town with a gang of specialised heroes, but I don’t know why I thought that. I’ve seen Part One! I don’t even know like half of the seven Samurai still! Good thing there’s…
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Bad Boys: Ride or Die 2024
*extremely Stefon voice* this movie has everything. interior fpv drone shots. abandoned alligator theme parks. joey pants in the wakandan afterlife. horatio hornblower. kim wexler. gabriella montez. bjorn ironsides. that guy from TikTok. a reba mcentire cover of Bad Boys. the “roman can’t be killed” subplot from F9. first person gun.
honestly comedy peaked when they dropped the Music by Lorne Balfe card right as the marching toms hit.
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