The script is bad, but so much worse with Dakota Johnson delivering it.
My favourite part was when we found out Pedro is actually 5'6", i love short kings!
1.5/5

I can't believe they turned mariokart into a movie.
The only thing that could've made this movie better is if Brad Pitt wasn't in it.
4/5

Ignoring the abusive misogyny present in the idol industry was an interesting choice.
My favourite part was the all the tiger scenes.
5/5

the captain's inconsistent position of being a communist, a marxist, or a socialist kind of annoyed me.
My favourite part was old british couple getting blown up.
5/5

i still can't believe that i predicted the ending.
my favourite part was when she knocked out the kid. 4/5

Clueless was ahead of the game with the step-sibling romance. My favourite part was when Tai was almost shot by 2 gangmembers.
2/5

This movie just explains the difference between american and british parenting.
the true horror was the time spent in italy, 3.5/5

ben affleck could not be more dumb.
my favourite part was when the couple robbed the girl, 3/5

really surprised me with how prevalent the theme of cunnilingus was in this film.
i'd let hailee steinfeld turn me into a vampire, 5/5

just nick cage doing nick cage things tbh
hail satan 4/5

girls are for whatever they want. 
3.5/5

i cannot believe that it could be this bad.
villager love story is too good 0/5