Recent reviews

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  Rye Lane 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Aug 2024

  Get yourself a guy who waves at boats. Currently trying to work out how I can make “he of the low-res dick” my new saying.

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  I’M SORRY
  I’M SORRY
  I’M SORRY
  With a side of big fat BLUNT! 
  The surprise Beyoncé montage was the only plot twist in this. It wanted to be in the same league as Get Out but failed miserably to the point some people at my showing did in fact get out.

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Aug 2024

  This film brings to life the fear of leaving your headphones at home. 
  It makes no sense but it’s Hunter Schafer with a butterfly knife and the lesbians save the day. So actually, it makes perfect sense.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  Each and every damn time someone was mean to Andy I wanted to throw hands. 
  Knowing this was made with no CGI in the same way as the original, made the film even better. Is it going to change the horror movie world? No, but it is the film Alien fans have been begging for and pays tribute to the original in every way. At no point was I rolling my eyes at predictability or a poor plot twist.
  It…

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