Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  if I were put in the unfortunate position of having to rewatch this movie for even a second, I'd find it much more preferable to cut off my fucking eyelids and pour a bucket of baby spiders onto my face and let them turn it into a baby spider funland

  fuck this movie

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  La Haine 1995

  ★ Watched 23 Jul 2024

  truth be told, if I tied a sharpie to my dog's penis and gave him a piece of paper to hump, he'd most likely come up with a better screenplay than this steaming pile of shit

Popular reviews

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  Observe and Report 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Dec 2023

  good job, Ronnie, you caught a pervert

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  Metro Manila 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Apr 2024

  I don't think I'll ever love a movie as much as I love this one

  breaks my heart every single time 😭

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