originally just for nic cage films, now featuring all movies referenced in Homestuck. or whatever i want. enjoy the ride
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Two Days 2003
a genuinely incredible, funny, and deeply soul-crushing film. as someone who deals with daily suicidal ideation, i find it honestly pretty dangerous in how it truly reaches into the recesses of that feeling— how nobody in your life understands, even if they "try" to. it's an isolating feeling that nobody knows how to react to, causing further isolation. it brought back a certain, quietly frightening part of myself i choose to keep under wraps for that very reason. the new…
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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial is considered a modern classic by many, but what most often overlook is its lack of feminist (and sometimes blatantly anti-feminist) theming. This essay will not be a review on E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial but instead a dissertation on Spielburg's strange relationship with women, and we will be going into how a feminist retelling of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial would be written and describe its possible place in society.
First, to understand E.T.'s possible place in feminism, we must…
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2012
Killing vampires in the name of... nationalism??? Or something??? I've been in a vampire mood recently.
A fantastical wish-fulfillment movie depicting all slave owners in America as vampires. And Abraham Lincoln is there, and he is a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure protagonist, complete with the strangely-named sidekick. Incredible CGI and fight choreography for what it is.
I don't find it very interesting, but it is entertaining. The metapolitics it's trying to portray, on top of the total historical revisionism with Lincoln's…
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