Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  love hurts if it was marginally better and marginally more annoying

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  Hitpig! 2024

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i did not need this much farting rupaul in my life

Popular reviews

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  The House of Shades 2012

  ★ Watched 19 Mar 2023

  twink death hit michael knowles like a truck

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2024

  I’m crying and overwhelmed with emotions. Everyone’s performances, but especially Dakota Johnson’s, are so subtle that you can never really tell when a scene is supposed to be funny or tense, which makes it all the more compelling. Each character lacks any depth, which makes the pacing so much better. Personally, I was sobbing during Cassie’s flashback with her mom, who was with Ezekiel in the Amazon when she was researching spiders right before she died. If you’re going to…

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