Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2024 1

  if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a wizard… then honey call me the wicked witch of north west london!

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  Argylle 2024

  Watched 04 Feb 2024 7

  maybe the real agent argylle is the man who’s head i accidentally kicked in the chair in front of me?

  but for real this movie has ruined my psyche, i don’t know who i am anymore. am i agent argylle? are you, reading this, agent argylle? why did they give her that ugly wig?? why was henry cavill’s hair like that? why did they show this movie in imax at 22:10?? the cgi cat was there. the movie was also…

Recent reviews

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  Faust in the Underworld 1903

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  your unemployed friend on a tuesday, three edibles down at 12pm

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  going to make memeulous into an expendable and force him to recreate the fanfiction i wrote about him when i was sixteen where he gets hit by a car and promptly suffers from amnesia and every time he complains he gets taken out back to get shot in the head before i replace him with a new one

Popular reviews

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  The Sidemen Story 2024

  ★ Watched 27 Feb 2024 3

  if ethan behzinga has 100 haters i am one of them
  if ethan behzinga has 10 haters i am one of them
  if ethan behzinga has 1 hater it is me
  if ethan behzinga has 0 haters, i am dead
  ethan behzinga i will torment you to the end of the earth

  “your dad is a weirdo, 
  he looks just like a pedo,
  more inbred than yeast,
  your mum gets fucked by sheep”
  banger lyrics, perhaps only topped by “jj…

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  Irish Wish 2024

  ★★ Watched 27 Mar 2024

  thats the last you’ll see of me because after this job is over i’m off to bolivia to photograph an endangered tree lizard

  deeply unserious, lindsey lohan you will always be famous