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  The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 2006

  ½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Old man pretends to be young man and can’t drive honestly if everyone just obeyed traffic laws it would all be fine but NO they just have to wave their dicks at each other and go VROOM VROOM (half a point for soundtrack)

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  Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 1991

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  This would have got a 5/5 if it featured Robert Pattinson

Popular reviews

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  John Wick 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  Honestly they could have just stopped killing each other and it would have all been fine?? (I only saw the last 15 minutes)

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  The first half was perfection, disgustingly uncomfortable and true to the original horror. The second half felt like it could have been directed by anyone just trying to make some sort of Hollywood diluted horror I’m sorry Robert Eggers forgive me I love ur other work x

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