Recent reviews

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  Chicago 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  I'm a feminist because I believe everyone deserves the right to kill their husband and sing about it in jail.

  
  Alternate review: This movie is a bisexual litmus test. I am not taking questions at this time.

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  Double Indemnity 1944

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  I'd go straight down the line for you, Barb.

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  All the President's Men 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  yeah this movie is great and nixon sucks and dustin hoffman is a short king, etc etc but where can I get that absolute unit of an Olympia SG3 robert redford is using in this film??

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  Forrest Gump 1994

  ★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  I'm really glad I never watched this film before I grew a brain because then I might have to do the hard work of admitting that my nostalgic love for this movie might have been misplaced.

  Since I'm watching this for the first time as a full-brained twenty-something, I can safely say I hated this and not feel bad about it.