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Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Rachel Zegler innocent

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Natalie Portman should’ve beaten the fuck outta that predator bitch.

Popular reviews

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  Cunk on Shakespeare 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jul 2023

  Cunk could do Shakespeare, but Shakespeare could never do Cunk.

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  Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 May 2023

  Suuuper underrated horror movie.

  It’s in that weird genre of horror where the main character is straight but like he’s also gay? Like he’s gay, but he has a girlfriend that he likes and he never actually does anything gay but he’s gay coded ya know?

  The homophobic cop honestly had a pretty good hypothesis for what happened all things considered, even if it was fueled by his own bigotry. He’s definitely projecting a little bit because he was so…