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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Ogroff
  • Experiment in Evil
  • The Evil Dead

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  • Bob The Gorehound

    Bob The Gorehound

    Did he really eat that boob after it was laying cut side down on parking lot asphalt? 🤢 That's so sick 🤢

    Food misuse always gives me a major case of the icks, so the ground beef/red koolaid gore constantly had me looking away in disgust. Now I can't finish my sour cream chips. Obviously, I must recommend it especially to anyone with a soft spot for films that poke fun at the moral panics centered around movies.

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    Loved rewatching this with some first-time terrifiers who have listened to me talk about Art the Clown for years <3

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  • Things

    Things

    ★★★★★

    HORRORx524: Lowest rated horror film on your watchlist

    Amazing! I've discovered the magnum opus of bad horror films and it was practically filmed on my own turf (the characters are supposed to be Americans, but the accents give them away). Not a single thing was done competently (save for a bit of the human gore), and the acting resembles aliens trying to pass as earthlings after having only watched other low budget movies for reference on how humans converse, but…

  • The Crazies

    The Crazies

    HORRORX525: Original

    Whip fast editing that rarely gives you a moment to breathe and shout-talking dialogue that's delivered in the funniest way almost every time. Basically, the exact brand of 70s madness I needed at this moment. I know I'll enjoy a movie of this era if half the dialogue is unintelligible and most of the characters overdubbed by the same person. Is it weird to think that the bumbling, masked military men were kind of cute?

    Plus, I'm bad…