It honestly feels like if this movie hadn't been made when it was, we would have Truman'ed a real baby by 2010
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Flow 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
My girlfriend turning to me during the credits and saying, "Aw, why are you crying? They all made it, they're gonna be okay" WHEN THE WHALE JUST DIED IN FRONT OF US?! #SamHatesCetacea
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The Lighthouse 2019
It's not that this movie had nothing to say, it's that I found what it had to say extremely boring.
Mind-blowing soundscape and beautiful cinematography, and Pattinson and Dafoe have INSANE screen chemistry. Not mad I watched it but will probably never feel compelled to watch it again.
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Pearl 2022
Unfortunately there are more elements to movie making than a 6 minute Mia Goth monologue and an admittedly excellent credit roll. Super weird pacing, tried to make two acts into three for some reason. Distractingly terrible scoring. I'm mostly just disappointed it didn't live up to all the hype.
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