Recent reviews

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  A little validation could have really gone a long way with Pearl. Mitsy was clearly not for the girls.

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  X 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  All of granny's problems could have been solved had she just employed OPEN COMMUNICATION from the get-go. How tf is gramps going on justified in denying his wife a bang on account of his low energy and heart problems but then hunt men for sport through the swamplands/forest in the middle of the night?

  "We've got Matthew McConaughey at home" and they bring out a yeehaw Martin Henderson.

  Artistically, this was top notch in my book and I'm excited for Mia Goth: The Movie parts 2 & 3.

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  The Royal Hotel 2023

  ★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Felt a lot of anxiety while watching this and I suppose that's the point? The plot and characters leave something to be desired.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  I didn't watch any previews beforehand and honestly thought this was going to be a movie about spiders. Spiders are more frightening than even the most psychologically disturbed men. A real bummer to have recently learned that Nic Cage is a nepo baby. More thriller than horror which is up my alley. I loved Kiernan Shipka's character.

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