This movie is for mentally ill bitches with daddy issues (I’m bitches).
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Demons 1985
“Hey babe, you wanna skip class? Some random metal-faced guy at the station with gave me free tickets for a movie at a cinema I’ve never heard of.”
So funny that I thought a helicopter appearing was inconceivable but had no qualms with rawring zombie-demons and pustules bursting with neon ooze.
Lots of WET, nasty kills. Banger score and soundtrack. Punks snorting coke out of a Coca Cola™️ can to White Wedding. Ri-doo-doo-diculous!The last four movies I’ve watched have slapped, let’s go!!!!!
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Went into this with minimal context - not having seen Murnau or Herzog’s Nosferatu or Browning’s Dracula. It’s also the first Eggers film I’ve seen.
This movie is grotesque, WET, filthy but also SO stunning.
The lighting is incredible. By day, it’s cold, and despite the muted palette, it’s not at all dreary. Fabrics, notions, skin, and every secretion gleam in the light. By night, there’s a soft warmth from candles and fireplaces that feels intimate and inviting, even amid…Translated from by -
From Beyond 1986
“It bit him…” *xylophone flourish*
Dr. Pretorius said mmm… whips and chains aren’t really doing it for me anymore. Let’s stimulate our pineal glands in bisexual lighting.
Jeffrey Combs acted his nasty little forehead dog dick off in this. I can’t say much for her professionalism as a mental health practioner, but femme dom Barbara Crampton, I would do -anything- for you.
The highlight for me was the DISGUSTING practical effects (unsurprising). So slimy, goopy, melty etc.
God I love horny body horror, even more so when it’s packed into a tight 86 minutes!!
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