I’m pretty sure this movie opens with a Lincoln add.

The bad:
-A bit of homophobia and whole lot of racism.

-95% of the writing. Hugh Grant quips about jerking off into a hanky and they’ve crammed every single name for weed throughout the movie multiple times.

-There’s pretty much one woman in this movie and guess what? Someone tries to rape her. This character is shoved into a shell of a “strong, independent woman” with no follow through. To…

This is probably the worst movie I’ve ever seen but it was maybe the most fun I’ve ever had in the theater. Among the groans and the “oh god no’s” heard throughout the theater, one could hear almost constant laughter. At one point I said “this is a marathon” and a guy behind me said “more like an obstacle course.” Truly a communal experience. 

Some highlights for you:
-naked furry Idris Elba
-HD snot coming out of Jennifer Hudson’s nose…