Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  need them both

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  Orphan 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  couldn’t stand that stupid orphan, wanted to punt her across a field like a football

Popular reviews

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  The Family Man 2000

  ★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2024

  i once read a fanfiction that was based on this movie and let me tell you they got that shit spot on. like word for word

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  Mainstream 2020

  Watched 12 Jan 2022

  andrew garfield i’m so sorry you had to be in close proximity of jake paul