In a parrallel universe, I have never watched this film. I am jealous of that version of me because this version had to sit through this ungodly dross. Being boring is probably the worst thing a piece of entertainment can be and to put this even on the level as "Locked Up" from The Asylum Production, would be a sin because at least that movie didn't make me want to gouge my eyes out just for something to do.

Never, EVER watch this dross.

This has a feel of being a Shane Van Dyke vanity project made with someone else's money. This is said because he stars, writes, directs and produces this film, and it sucks. Also, apparently helicopters can go at nearly 400mph in this film.

The single most beautifully atrocious thing I have ever gazed upon with my 2 eyes. A full length review could never do the film justice. This film has a weirdly racist vibe though that I doubt was intentional, where only 1 of the 4 obviously ethnic minority characters survive, which does dampen the enjoyment a bit but, since it was most likely unintentional, the film is a great watch if you are quite drunk or high, other than that the film is just funny to laugh at, not with, at.