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  • The Grinch That Stole Bitches

  • The Parenting

    ★★★½

  • Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory

    ★★★★★

  • Paradise Lost 2: Revelations

    ★★★★

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  • The Grinch That Stole Bitches

    The Grinch That Stole Bitches

    What? Was I NOT going to watch the grinch that stole bitches? Would you not at least attempt to watch the grinch that stole bitches??

    LIAR.

    But also probably don't because it's pretty bad. I did chuckle a bit at times but overall it was an unbelievably long hour.

  • The Parenting

    The Parenting

    ★★★½

    It doesn't really make sense, especially the ending, but it was nice to turn my brain off for a minute. Also, if you've ever dreamed of watching Brian Cox scream about his dick and call people slurs, you will love this.

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  • Dating the Enemy

    Dating the Enemy

    ★★★★★

    Men will literally swap bodies and still have a hard time with empathy

  • There's Something in the Barn

    There's Something in the Barn

    ★★★

    Holiday hoopla 3 #18
    Some alternative titles I thought of while watching this:

    - Snow Starr and the seven dwarves
    - March of the short kings
    - Unlike America we do not shoot people in the face and knees: the movie
    - All he wanted was some porridge and you wouldn't give it to him, just some porridge
    - Hey I think your kid is talking to mythical creatures, you should check that out
    - They hate to see a short king win
    - How have none of them tripped over their beards
    - The Necronomicon: now in Simlish