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Livescreamers 2023
This should have been the Smosh movie from like 2010;
There's simply no way to make modern queers/streamers/nerds/gamers not sound like obnoxious caricatures, but knowing this is a horror movie makes you revel in the cringe for the dirt-digging drama that comes with these Unfriended-likes. Good schlock good schlock
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Population 436 2006
twin peaks if it had no charming characters. the vibe is of an episode of a tv show instead of a movie. scully and mulder should walk on screen any minute
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There Will Be Blood 2007
Is this high rating like an elaborate, years-running inside joke I'm not in on?
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Eyes Wide Shut 1999
I was shown the world's most pathetic heterosexual orgy that somehow misses every single kink and it made me rate the whole movie based on that so they feel ashamed
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