I wouldn't say I went into this with high expectations, but I knew we were in trouble when President William J. Clinton was signing a treaty side-by-side with a mechanized Mr. Peanut with zero humor in the first seven minutes.
This is the kind of movie that breaks my critic brain because I don't know how to review something so misguided at its core. Tonally wild, choppy pacing—I am down for a mindless joyride, but where was the joy? Not…