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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Q: What’s the opposite of “second acting”? 
  A: Walking out. I went to bed and was told it was the good decision. 

  Brody was great tho

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  The acting carries the movie, as any great movie
  should. 

  But Pope gossip is my new favorite gossip, tho.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

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  The Descent 2005

  ★★ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  I was told this was one of the scariest movies of all time. When watching this with my GF, who agreed, I asked her “…is the scary movie in the room with us?” - This did nothing for me, and I was left feeling disappointed, and a certified horror baby. Not a literal human baby, that would be weird.

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