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  Civil War 2024

  ★★ Watched 10 Oct 2024

  1h49 to tell a single story more interesting than “war bad, let me get this sick shot” and it couldn’t be done. insane to imagine fumbling such an interesting premise so hard.

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  Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2024

  Werner is a freak for this one

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  Master Gardener 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 21 May 2023

  If you get a guy in the theatre to turn around afterwards and ask the whole crowd if that was a creative writing assignment to write a movie without a single line of believable dialogue, you’ve done something right.

  No notes for cast, crew, or that guy.

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2023

  Brown. No student loans.

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