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The Lighthouse 2019
i liked it but i don’t think it knew what it was supposed to be
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The Invitation 2022
very much a pg-13 horror movie but i didn’t like how they utilized the one f bomb. i was like eh.
the movie itself was good but not great. love vampires but these ones were kind of meh
i thought it was funny how all the vampires were basically pasty white british ppl.
a pretty solid thriller if u want ur heart racing but it won’t leave u fearing vampires for the rest of ur life or anything.Translated from by -
I Believe in Unicorns 2014
it was a solid movie, a lot of ppl say that they had to like sit alone after this movie bc of how deep it was and i didn’t rlly feel that way but maybe it’s because i’m just desensitized to the topics explored in the movie… whateva
all in all the movie is literally a tumblr movie and if that’s what it’s purpose was then i feel that it did that justice :)
the cinematography was gorgeous and the metaphors are good !Translated from by