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  • Princess Mononoke
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Annihilation
  • Godzilla Minus One

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  • Carry-On

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  • The Matrix

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  • The Adjustment Bureau

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  • The Beekeeper

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

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    somewhere out there in another universe there's a planet of animals that listen to hatsune miku and vocaloid on the radio. huh. who could've known

    this film got me reeeal close to tears

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    James Gunn nails how to masterfully balance and mix these character's rich and clashing personalities, something that most MCU films and tv series attempt at doing but can never truly pull off to this level.

    The CGI in this was absolutely leaps and bounds better than…

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

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    stick bug and the mosquito continue to remain as some of the least threatening and mostly useless superheroes to exist in the mcu, however they also keep managing to find themselves as some of the main architects of core mcu events and i don't know how i feel about it.

    with kang basically having a strangle-hold on the wibbily wobbily timey wimey stuff, i can only imagine that the counter offensive will lean heavily into using the quantum realm since…

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

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    it's actually upsetting how awful some films are, jesus christ there's like 50 other movies that have this exact same premise

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

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    red pill: you see how far the rabbit hole goes
    blue pill: $1 bazillion dollars but your phone doesn't charge above 30%

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

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    Nah actually I'd use the voice to skip long queues

    I love it when directors play with colour, the monochrome scenes were really sweet.

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

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    I've been sat in a park for the last hour and a half trying to piece this film together in my head and process it completely. It's overwhelming in a good way. All I know for sure is that the day Miyazaki ends his career, whether voluntarily or involuntarily, the world will lose someone so unbelievably outstanding in the field of art, and the bar will be set so high nobody will be able to reach it.

    Seeing this on…