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  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★

  • Babygirl

    ★★★

  • Wicked

    ★★★

  • Gladiator II

    ★★★½

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  • A Complete Unknown

    A Complete Unknown

    ★★

    this movie is less a deep dive into bob dylan’s life and more a glossy highlight reel, but let’s be honest—timmy chalamet is very cute in it. he spends so much of the movie shirtless, strumming a guitar, or delivering that brooding intensity that somehow makes him both intimidating and endearing. it’s hard to imagine anyone else pulling off dylan’s vibe of awkward charisma quite like timmy, even if the material doesn’t give him much to work with.

    the movie,…

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★★

    Babygirl is a wild, horny ride that manages to be messy and magnetic, both. Nicole Kidman devours as a CEO who’s brilliant at building robots but clueless about her own desires until Harris Dickinson “Sam” shows up—shirtless, smirking, and so hot it’s unfair. 
    The message here? Own your kinks, be honest about your cravings, and stop pretending you’re fine when you’re clearly not. 
    Also, I’m an absolute sucker for powerful women in high heels clanking down marble-floored hallways, and this…

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  • The Creator

    The Creator

    ½

    Rolled my eyes more times than I could count. Characters lacked depth and nuanced emotions. AI premise was the only interesting bit. Costumes were decent and so were some of the sets both natural and staged. So so bad movie please don’t waste your time.

  • The Garfield Movie

    The Garfield Movie

    ★★½

    Good kids movie. Funny and entertaining. Snoop Dog’s voice was great or maybe just bc it was snoop dog. Time was a lil long. Overall fine!

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