Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Portrait of God 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  God is good

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  The Chair 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This gaslighted me

Popular reviews

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  Battle at Big Rock 2019

  ★★★½ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  As soon as I hear that there are dinosaurs alive and in the wild you will not see me outside of my house at all at night much less camping at night. 

  The baby hanging in his chair will always be funny and terrifying at the same time. If that was my kid that allosaurus is going to be my next welcome mat! Realistically speaking I would be a great appetizer. Hopefully he gets full enough and leaves the rest…

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  The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Mar 2025

  “ DON’T GO INTO THE TALL GRASS, NOT INTO THE TALL GRAAAASS! “ 

  Thanks to these famous last words I’m proud to say that I’ve been free of any raptor related incidents since 1997, good tips. 

  Rest in pieces Ajay. 

  Kelly has to be the greatest athlete of her generation. 

  Eddie didn’t have to go that way still would take this version any day against how he ended in the book.

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