I can't help but be impressed by a film that doesn't know whether it wants to be a death metal music video, a softcore bdsm teaser or a practical horror sfx reel. It's all the more impressive that it somehow spectacularly fails at all three. Half a star for the cool snake scene and Jeffrey Combs' mesmerizing sideburns, otherwise I would have petitioned for the ability to give this movie a negative score. Every time someone died a gruesome death…
