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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
this is my seventh time watching this and it still feels like a ruined orgasm
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Spider-Ham: Caught in a Ham 2019
"I hope I haven't missed the first sixty-two minutes!"
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Novocaine 2025
plot twist broke my heart because i was also lowkey falling in love with amber midthunder throughout this
anyway, there was a point where i was the only one who laughed during an otherwise quiet scene and it was really embarassing cause everyone else in the theater were couples and i was alone? i need to get my ass out of the theater and into a working salary or something, cause i can't keep living like this 😭
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Sound of Freedom 2023
while the movie itself was perfectly okay and nothing special, with way too many fade transitions and scenes thrown in just to feed the audience something that doesn't really matter and could be done in a more comprehensive way (60 second scene of jim caviezel going home and seeing his kids and eating food in almost silence, just to show that he has a family, for one), and while the subject matter is definitely very serious and is what makes…
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