Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Stepfather 2009

  ★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  In hindsight, would’ve been an incredible pick at full back to absolutely obliterate the forward line concocted by Jay Pale, even if in Phil Davis mode.

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  Harakiri 1962

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  The deep-seated morals of the samurai code are almost as hideous as the scoreboard plaguing the bottom of the fox footy screen. I do not use those words lightly!

Popular reviews

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  High Holiday 2021

  ★ Watched 22 Dec 2021

  An elderly woman has a threesome with Jesus Christ and her deceased husband.

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  Tall Girl 2019

  ½ Watched 11 Jan 2022 4

  I'm 5 inches taller than this "foul lump of deformity" (Shakespeare) and can confirm I have only been asked to remark on the meteorology at my altitude twice in the last 12 months, this "freak of nature" cops the question 3 times in the opening minute. This absent-minded lack of realism severely detracted from my investment in the otherwise downright prosaic film.