Ted Roland

Ted Roland Pro

Just a small town Marxist trying to watch movies in the big but slightly less big than the regional big city.

Favorite films

  • From Beyond
  • Evil Dead II
  • Prince of Darkness
  • The Beyond

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • The Conversation

    ★★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★½

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

    Please make more stuff like this, I want to not want to be dead

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★

    The further I get away the more my opinion erodes. Like everyone else, my opinion is: the first half is brilliant, the second half is so perplexingly disastrous and stupid it calls the first half entirely into question.

    I liked the soundtrack, except for the profoundly obtuse closing song. The photography is brilliantly wonderful, worth the money to see it on 70mm.

    I'm calling the "is it or is it not Zionist" in favor of the former.

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  • Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror

    Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror

    ★★★½

    Love the three regions of the world according to culture documentaries: England, the US, and "other.

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★★½

    The John Wick series has some unique qualities that have been enumerated before me and will be elaborated after me, but the third installment deserves a commendation for keeping the quality mostly even and the absurdity of the setting pretty level. It's a fantastical world run by assassins so exotic locales and exaggerated characters shouldn't be unexpected and add a ton of character to the world in which it takes place.

    The one place I find malcontent is the unwillingness…