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Leprechaun 1993
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i watched this movie almost immediately after i finished reading a depressing world history book. i still had fun, but the whiplash of reading about the subjugation of international cultures and the dissemination of hate speech, followed immediately by a trashy movie where an evil leprechaun kills someone with a pogo stick, made me feel some kind of way.
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Kundo: Age of the Rampant 2014
styled and scored like a spaghetti western, but in 1800s korea, with roughly the same level of chuuni melodrama as a kamen rider episode.
i had fun! maybe you would, too, if you're reading this.
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Attack the Block 2011
sexy alien designs... great cinematography, despite the jarring intro. compelling characters. cgi that aged shockingly well due to intentional stylization (what a concept). the copious UK slang was equally as foreign to me as the invaders from outer space. i really enjoyed this!
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Little Shop of Horrors 1986
live-action cartoon, even better than i remembered. if there ever was a testament to the power of practical effects, it's this movie.
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