2005 Teen Critic

2005 Teen Critic

Favorite films

  • Garden State
  • Pulp Fiction
  • The Graduate
  • Taxi Driver

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  • Employee of the Month

    ★★½

  • Munich

    ★★★★

  • Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★½

  • King Kong

    ★★★★½

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  • Employee of the Month

    Employee of the Month

    ★★½

    I don’t want a girlfriend right now because I don’t want to be tied down, but if Jessica Simpson wanted to “tie me down” I wouldn’t object, if you know what I mean.

  • Munich

    Munich

    ★★★★

    If I may give Mr. Spielbergh a little advice: Make more FILMS like this, and less MOVIES like "The Terminal". Us Film Buffs will thank you.

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  • Requiem for a Dream

    Requiem for a Dream

    ★★★★

    I have experienced tragedies like this (my parents divorced when I was 2) and it really messed me up. It's the reason I have such a twisted, dark sense of humor. So it was particularly hard for me to watch the characters in this movie go through similar hardships. I wish I could embrace each one and tell them it gets better. Such is the power of this meaningful film.

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★½

    Let me clear: This movie will not make you gay!! No matter what my Mom’s boyfriend says. Although I will confess, Dear Reader, that I walked out of my screening a little…scared. I enjoyed the film so much that I couldn’t help but wonder, had it changed me? I entered the theater aroused by the concession woman’s low cut shirt. Would I leave getting turned on by the usher’s tight pants (or whatever)? It was then that I realized –…